I’ve been holding off writing about this movie because, well, it just sort of sucked. I love watching Mark Walhberg but I’m not sure he should do movies like this too often or he will loose his fan base. I’ve never really been a fan of Will Ferrell even when he was on Saturday Night Live so there’s not much hope for me on that part. This movie reminded me of some sort of badly played movie spoof like Scary Movie or the new one Twilight but I’m not sure exactly what they were trying to base it off of in this one. Even Michael Keaton’s role sort of put me off and he’s a good actor in my opinion as well. Johnson and Jackson’s characters were short lived and essentially were the “dumb cops” but the popular ones. It’s almost as if there was a popularity contest and nobody really won.

I dunno folks, watch at your own risk but I’d say don’t even bother with a DVD rental, just wait until it shows up on TNT or FX or something and even then you’d be okay if you missed it. I’d give this a flailing solid D just because I don’t like giving F’s.

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Imagine if you will the need for your own little getaway. Getaway from the husband, kids, neighbors, and coworkers. Kind of hard not to imagine right? Now the question becomes where would you like to go on your getaway? Now what would happen if you won a weekend getaway for you and 3 friends? Who would you choose? Where would you go? Personally, I’d head back down to Florida. I love going down there to either Daytona or Tampa. If you can believe it, I have still NOT been to Disney. I’ve taken myself to SeaWorld though all by myself. Sad really I couldn’t get anyone to go with me but whatever.

If the free weekend with 3 of your friends sounds good, how about a free weekend with 100+ of your closest friends? I don’t even have that many friends I’d want to hang out with for a weekend. For some though it could be a family weekend/reunion and you could be the hero for providing the accommodations. The Hampton Chain of Friends Sweepstakes is ongoing right now. The grand prize is an entire hotel for a weekend which is 100 rooms for 2 nights. Crazy right? I have already entered. I may not win the grand prize but the 100 first prizes of a weekend stay for me and 3 friends sounds good too. I can muster up that many close friends to have some fun.

Where would you go if you won? Who would you bring and if you were the lucky grand prize winner which hotel would you chose and who on earth would you invite to fill the 100 rooms? This is a win win situation folks, you have nothing to lose except the chance of not winning if you do not enter the sweepstakes on the Hampton Inn website.

Folks have you ever tried to read an over 1000 page book in 3 weeks? Do you think its possible? Well, I’m here to tell you it is. Since I got my library card I have been catching up on all the new books I have been missing. Usually I’ll get 2 books and with the semi-big font I can get them done in 3 weeks. I thought this one was going to be a stretch and I’d have to go back to get another 3 weeks tacked on. I did it though and with 2 days to spare. It may have been the 2 days I had off. Anywhoo….

The book is great. It sort of reminded me about how Desperation was done but on a much larger scale. An entire town was blocked off from the rest of the world with an invisible wall put up by bored alien children. Of course it had to be a small town where one of the selectman bullied everybody and essentially ran the town once the one person who did not bow died which happened to be the sheriff. He had a pacemaker and getting close to the wall shorted out any electronics.

There was also a townie doctor who was so old and not that well versed in the medical field. He died in the first third of the book and all the misdiagnoses he made where more apparent in the rest of the book. I mean, how do you misdiagnose a brain tumor for migraines? No tests of course.

There happened to be an ex army guy in there who was the local cook who kept getting framed for everything going wrong and for the people who were being murdered.

You’ll have to read it to get all the other details and the ending of the book. I started digging around on the internet to see if it was going to be turned into a movie because it would be great but instead a tv mini series if I remember correctly. Hooray! They haven’t gotten the cast together yet but I’m definitely curious to see who they pick for the more prominent characters like Rennie, Junior, and Barbie.

Here you go folks. You want to reclaim some of your youth and the movies we used to watch? This movie is it. It was partially written and directed by Stallone and boy did it have it all. All the action and inane plots we are used to. No thinking involved.

This movie had ALL the stars you could want. I just wish Willis and Arnold had more time but I guess it just wasn’t meant to be in this film. I mean when will you ever see Stallone and Lundgren on the screen together again? It’s epic people.

I already hear that Stallone is thinking of doing a part 2 now and he should people will eat this up. Just to sit there and cringe when people get the crap beat out of them is priceless. I mean there were a lot of damn’s going on when things were blowing up and stuff. The comedy in it was epic as well as most of them were jabbing at themselves. Go see it!

Time to learn more food facts according to me. If you are not interested you can move along. As always be sure to check out Fun Craft and Recipes to join each week and to spread the news so others might join as well.

Share a meal or recipe that you could make using four ingredients. The four ingredients are:

* Potatoes
* Ground beef
* Green beans
* Soup, your choice of type

Sadly, I think I have already failed this. The only thing I could come up with is hash for the ground beef and potatoes. Then maybe some chicken soup and toss in the green beans and maybe some diced potatoes too.

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Okay, I admit it, I signed up with a popular website looking for someone. I mean it is the age of technology right? Filling out an extensive questionnaire could give some good results. It actually did to0, sort of, but we won’t go there now. I just don’t go bar hopping anymore. I cannot understand how people still do that actually at my age. It is just too loud and smoke filled.

I caught an episode of Bones one night where a couple of the lab techs were members of this online dating site, as it were, but they got this message on their phones with a picture with I believe a yes or no button. So if you chose to you could meet the person as they were in the same vicinity which I thought was great. Everybody these days as some sort of smartphone so it would be ideal.

Now I never watched The Hills on MTV because the show did not really interest me. Of course it might also have to do with the fact that I haven’t watch MTV since liquid television got shut down. Apparently two of the actors from that show started a couple of adult dating sites which include Meetlocals.com and Shop4Guys.com. I’m all for checking out new dating sites so long as the profiles are not outrageous looking. You know the ones where they think they are all that and put up some half naked picture of themselves. Those are the profiles you avoid like the plague. I haven’t had much luck but have found a few new friends in the process and that’s pretty good. I usually can tell on the first “date” whether it will work or not. Then you just have to be up front to the person so they will not get attached. Stringing people along is just wrong so be mindful of others feelings.