Shopping While Intoxicated

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12/24/2006
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I’m convinced this is the only way to get your shopping done. You are not so much irritated by all the traffic. You are not so much irrigated by the people and you are not so much irritated by how long it takes to get through the lines. Now I did this Friday night, had some long island iced teas and went to Wal-Mart, where I did find some cross stitch stuff to work on next week while I am working. I plopped my ass right in the middle of the aisle with my 2 page list of thread that I needed to get and promptly, albeit slowly matched up the list to the colors. Then there were a couple people wanting to get through the aisle and I heard one of them saying well if I can get through - and I promptly said I’m not moving. Of course I wasn’t even sprawled out in the entire aisle either, I was right next to the colors so they had no problem going around me but I guess she needed to say that out loud for my benefit. Then went to the checkout line and had to pee really bad but thankfully it didn’t take that long and took my ass home.

Now Saturday I repeated the scenario but this time I went to the mall *shudders* since they were open until 11 PM. This way I figure I would miss alot of the people because it was so late. I can’t stand going to the mall and promptly got lost :/ So of course I had to call my friend, who I left at the restaurant, who wished she had followed me to Wal-Mart last night to get pictures and of course sent me with at least 1 camera last night to document my travels of being lost lol Either way, I came out of the mall last night empty handed except for a pretzel because I was kind of hungry. So now I will trek my ass back out towards the Target shopping center here and pray I find something, hmm, maybe I’ll just get a gift card, that would solve all the problems. Ya that’s it, then I can be back to watch more football.

And by the way I’m down 1 so far this week.

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  1. I hope your shopping worked out in the end!! 8)

    Comment by Tracey — 12/25/2006 @ 6:04 pm

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