Here I thought it was going to be another boring night at my local hang out. I got my treadmill sold and was trying to help the lady put it in her car but we couldn’t manage it so it shall be tomorrow when she brings a truck by. So after that I head off to the hangout. I can’t sit at the bar because there is a bunch of guys sitting there wasted. Apparently they had been there since 2 PM and I showed up a little after 7 PM. Anywhoo, I’m talking to the owner about how things are going and chatting with the waitresses when I get a call from a friend and I tell her to meet me up there even though we usually go somewhere else to eat and boy was I glad we stayed there because I would have missed out on everything.

Apparently one of the waitresses used to own a bikini shop and brought in a box of them that we scoured through to see if we wanted anything for free all brand new still with tags. It ended up being a fashion show with one pair of bottoms that were an 11/12 and they wore them like overalls essentially with the side of the bikini bottoms on there shoulders and funny enough when the owner put them on it actually would have covered everything she had including her boobies. Had to get snapshots and send them to a friend was in Virginia so she wouldn’t miss out either.

Then apparently the owner decided it was a good idea to buy a breathalyzer to user on her employees which she really doesn’t need to do but the owner of the bar upstairs does lol So she tests myself and my friend and mine turned out negative after 2 shots and then when I had a 3rd shot she made me take the test immediately after I drank it which you should not do but I came out as a 0.2. Then she thought it would be a good idea to test the guys who have been at the bar all day and one of them tested at 0.4. I can see this going south really fast lol She actually had to yell at one of them to stop singing because it was soo loud.

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