I go to the bowling alley, down a few 4 motrin and bowl still in pain when I find out one of my teammates has some Percocet. Nice…take that after about an hour or so and I am now just starting to feel pain again. Head off to the local restaurant and find out I missed someone getting fired. Damnit!! I requested with the owner to be present the next time this occurs. She wasn’t amused but hey we didn’t like the girl who she fired anyways. She was a sucky bartender and an even suckier dresser. You don’t show up to work with low cut shirts with holes in the armpits and jeans that look like they were painted on you and low cut as well. It wasn’t a pretty site.
So anyways, I come home to find out my neighbor who is on disability now has a brand spanky new corvette. How? Who do I have to sleep with to get one of these as well?
Loading ...
I have some Darvacet you can have- I’ve only taken half of one and it made me loopy. And ya know- when I worked at Workers’ Compensation- the claimants had better cars than the employees. All they had to do was sit on their butts all day and collect money.
Maybe you have to sleep with the girl who is a sucky bartender and an even suckier dresser to get the Corvette…