So we have a local broadcast message site at work and as I was perusing the past weeks messages when I came upon this one which I thought was hilarious. This was written on a Tuesday. Name/phone number has been deleted.

Guinea Pigs – The Gift that keeps on Giving – Free! Free! Free!
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You know it’s funny, I was mowing the lawn yesterday and also mowing over some dead leaves as well. Being September, the trees inevitably know that it’s time to shed their leaves for the upcoming winter but down here winter does not come for at least another 2 months and yet we have to [...]