You can feel them coming on when you start coughing and feel something stuck in the back of your throat but the weathers so nice you’re like no I’m not going to get sick. Well I’m sitting here right now with a fever and all stuffed up. I just want to crawl [...]

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I must be accident prone during the warm weather wearing sandals and such. This is what a pinky toe looks like when you slam it into a case of bottled water after a day. Hurts like hell to.
I unfortunately never made it to the Flowertown Festival but I’ll probably still swing [...]

I just can’t seem to get into this “holiday” as it were. What fun is it to have a day of nothing but jokes, gags and pranks on others? I can’t seem to find who actually started this asinine day much less what it was actually for except maybe to celebrate Spring but [...]