Why is it when your completely nekkid ready to hop in the shower you somehow know to look up and there’s a big freaking water bug hanging on the side of the wall near the ceiling just waiting for your ass to hop in to pounce on you? I grabbed my bottle of 409 [...]

So Friday I had off and slept most of the day away because I knew I was going to be up all night for the Halloween Party at the bar. Boy was it wild. Some of the hilights were Osama Bin Laden, BOB (battery operated boyfriend), Stewie and Quagmire, the usual cheerleaders and [...]